"Swarley, a shortened form of the name Swarles, is of Germanic origin. Its meaning can be translated as "man who wears suits." Derived from the Old English, "Swar" meaning "handsome man" and the German "Les" meaning "well-cut tunic;" it has been a favorite of royal houses as far back as the seventh century."
Seth MacFarlane doesn’t like How I Met Your Mother because it averages 1 million more viewers than Family Guy and almost 4 million more than American Dad. Seth can suck it as he flies in his new private jet. Douche bag.
LMAO… CBS is going to take over Medium and air it on the same night as Ghost Whisperer. Two shows that should have ended years ago. I watched an episode of Medium this past season… and then I wanted to die. How can shows like this survive and shows like Pushing Daisies get canned? It sickens me.
HORRIBLE, NBC. I have no other words to describe this piece of shit schedule for this coming Fall. I think apes could run your network better. A couple of low points:
1) Heroes at 8: this cuts into my CBS comedy hour
2) The Jay Leno Show every frickin’ night at 10: you just guaranteed one fewer viewer every night
3) Biggest Loser for 2 hours on Tuesday: are you even trying?
4) No 30 Rock til Winter: Fuck you, too.
5) Southland on Fridays AFTER Law & Order: way to give it a shot
Mid-season is a little better, I guess. Day One sounds interesting, but your new comedies sound awful and Jerry Seinfeld as a marriage counselor? Are you serious? I give Trauma 6 weeks and Mercy 8, maybe. Get a clue.
10 new shows for ABC and 8 of them will premiere in the Fall, with 5 airing on the same night. I’m not sure how I feel about that. It could be very risky to air all new shows on one night, especially if one or all of them fail. I am excited for Flash Forward and the return of Better Off Ted, though.
EDIT: Also, Ugly Betty to Friday? I don’t watch it myself but has it been struggling in the ratings? That’s like a death sentence, being sandwiched between Supernanny and 20/20.
Here’s a story about a lady named Nancy
A ruthless politician, but dressed very fancy
Very ambitious, she got herself elected Speaker
But as for keeping secrets, she proved quite a “leaker.”
She flies on government planes coast to coast
And doesn’t mind that our economy is toast
She makes the Air Force squire her in their military jets
There’s room for her family, her staff, and even her pets.
Until now, she annoyed us, but her gaffes were mostly funny;
Even though it was painful to watch her waste our tax money.
But now her wacky comments are no laughing matter;
She’s either unwilling to tell the truth, or she’s mad as a hatter!
She sat in briefings and knew about enhanced interrogation;
But claims she wasn’t there, and can’t give an explanation.
She disparages the CIA and says they are a bunch of liars;
Even the press aren’t buying it and they’re stoking their fires.
I think Speaker Pelosi has done too much speaking;
And instead of her trashing our intelligence officials, it’s her nose that needs tweaking.
If forced to believe whether the CIA and her colleagues in Congress are lying;
Or it’s Speaker Pelosi whose credibility and career is dying.
I believe in the integrity of the men and women who sacrifice to keep us safe;
Not the woman who has been caught flat-footed, lying to our face.
I say it here and I say it rather clear-
It’s time for Nancy Pelosi to resign and get out of here.
This headline made me giggle. The competitors in a bodybuilding competition actually ran away when they saw doping officials. All 20 of them!
But seriously, why are they even testing these guys for doping? Isn’t it kind of a known fact that bodybuilders take steroids? My question is, why would these guys be doping? What advantage would they gain from that?
This is getting ridiculous. Brett, you’re an immature little child that is hell-bent on getting revenge against your former team. Does this guy even care about winning and trying to lead his team to a Super Bowl?
Talk about your all-time douche bag moves. My favorite quote is: “If you want to see the Pittsburgh Steelers, invite us when we don’t win the Super Bowl. So as far as I’m concerned he would have invited Arizona if they had won.”
Maybe James doesn’t understand how this works. The President invites the Super Bowl winner to the White House every year. This is not a new development. So yes, James, if Arizona had won, he would have invited the Cardinals instead of the Steelers. Idiot.
And you, Seth Mcfarlene: WTF is up with the How I Met Your Mother jokes last night? Why don’t you use a different forum to air your dislikes about a more successful tv show than your own? Did it ever occur to you that some of your viewers may actually watch HIMYM? Guess not. If I had to choose, I would take HIMYM over Family Guy or American Dad any day, especially after last night’s crappy finales of both. Horrible. Peter sleeping with Meg? Come on, that’s just not right. I’m almost at the point of giving up on you, Seth.
Dude… Guy in the black honda accord: just because you’re in a turning lane doesn’t mean you can pass a school bus with its flashers on. And to the woman in the white chrysler… Just because I haven’t turned my turn signal on yet doesn’t mean you can go around me at a stop sign. Goddamn it people, learn how to drive!
I’m not sure how I feel about this movie after watching the trailer. No Country For Old Men was so true to the book but this looks like it might stray from the story a bit. I guess we’ll have to see when it comes out October 16.